Glenn Quagmire, better known by just his surname, is a fictional character from the American animated television series Family Guy. He is a neighbour and a good friend of the Griffin family and is a popular character in the series, best known for his hyper sexuality and his catchphrase, “Giggity“. The show’s creator and voice actor, Seth MacFarlane, describes him as “an appalling human being who is still caught in the Rat Pack era” based on anachronistic 1950s party-animal cliches.
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His character has been drafted very sexual and with weird informations about him. Glenn Quagmire is an adult male with short 50’s-style combed raven hair. His appearance seems to be a little different because of the big chin he has with a deep cleft and a long nose too. He is being seen wearing blue jeans, brown shoes, and a red Hawaiian shirt. In Alien Guy, Quagmire is actually a sex alien who comes from a planet. His species is Sexian.
Quagmire has seven sex tentacles hidden in his torso that can change color. They are designed to have sex with women like “the new tentacle hentai in r/animemes amirite fellow men of culture”.
Quagmire’s penis can also shoot kidney stones as bullets, which is natural for sexians, as they are into BDSM. Sexians can tank bullets and car crashes, but Quagmire uses them to attempt to shoot Brian.
Quagmire’s asshole doubles as a vagina. He is the only Family Guy character to actually have a “bushy”.
He is amusing, but sapphic, and silly. Quagmire is full of cheap pick-up lines such as “You must be a parking ticket, cuz you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you” that annoy more than they arouse. It’s a wonder that such tactics ever work, but Glenn should at least be given credit for tremendous persistence. Still, that probably won’t fly as a legal defence if it ever comes to it – and it might. Quagmire’s pet dialogue seems to be “All right!” as he is often seen saying “All right!” while rocking his head back and forwards in an amusing way. Quagmire loves animals too, as he shows affection towards animals, specifically a cat he named James. He is very obsessive about his new pet and even made his friends sign a birthday card for him too. Glen is a nice person and can gel with others easily, but it was revealed in an episode that he dislikes Brian.
Quagmire prefers to be single to explore different girls around him. He keeps himself totally commitment-free so that he can go out to the local tavern, The Drunken Clam, and pick up a new hottie every single night. Well, “hottie” is less of a necessity than “warm body.” As he once toasted, “Here’s to the Drunken Clam, where they don’t ask for proof of age, and neither do I.”
Brian constantly hits on Lois, and Quagmire also liked Lois, even when Peter paid for his food and saved him from certain death. He is not trustworthy and never pays for anything, including debts and taxes. When asked to pay, he always remarks that he’ll get you later, but “later” never comes. He pretends to be a deep guy who loves women for their souls when, in reality, he only dates bimbos while admitting that he does the same thing, but the difference is that he is at least honest about his goals. He doesn’t believe in religion and thinks it’s for idiots. He acts like an intellectual despite the fact that he has failed college twice, is an alcoholic, and believes the economy can be solved when everyone gets richer. He listens to Eminem. In short, Quagmire has piles of reasons to hate Brian.
Quagmire is a throwback to the misogynistic playboys of the 1950s and ‘60s. He loves being a pilot because with this job, his proximity to flight attendants will be easy. It also helps that, at 30,000 feet in the air, they have nowhere to run from his incessant come-ons.
Quagmire’s only interest seems to be just sex. Quagmire lives for the ladies. One can tell that he’s excited because he’ll use his signature catch phrases like “all right” or “giggitygiggity.” Actually, Quagmire’s pretty much always excited. Quagmire lives for the ladies. One can tell that he’s excited because he’ll use his signature catch phrases like “all right” or “giggitygiggity.” Actually, Quagmire’s pretty much always excited. Quagmire can be quoted as a total pervert. According to the Las Vegas CD, Quagmire has had sex with at least 600 women.
He has a foot fetish. In the episode “Baby Not On Board”, Quagmire gets an erection from watching the DirecTV help video. When Cleveland asks if there is anything that does not turn Quagmire on, we find out that the answer is “people who say the word “rubbish” when they mean “garbage.”
He also occasionally visits the local prison so he can have sex with the female prisoners. He once said that if he could be with any woman in the world, he would choose Taylor Hanson, not realising that Taylor Hanson is actually a guy. Surprisingly, it wasn’t until “Family Goy” that he discovered internet porn. Two days later, it is revealed that he masturbates with his left hand. He imagined himself as a condom in Extra Large Medium, but didn’t realise the condom was for 2 gay guys.
Quagmire’s sexual promiscuity and hindering of condoms has led him to give birth to many children that he doesn’t want to take care of. A semi-running gag is for these kids to show up in certain episodes of the series, whether it be for a one-off gag or for a full-fledged episode-long plot.
The only challenge in his life is recovering from his sex addiction. It’s easy for an addict to put their fix before relationships, and Quagmire is in constant danger of compromising his friendship with his neighbor, Peter Griffin, by forever pursuing Peter’s wife, Lois. He also frequently checks whether the Griffin’s homely teen daughter Meg has reached the age of consent. That’s the reason why he is called pervert all the time.
Glenn Quagmire Played by : Seth MacFarlane
Glenn Quagmire Spouses : Joan Quagmire (deceased); Charmisse Quagmire (divorced)
Glenn Quagmire First appearance : “Death Has a Shadow” (1999)
Glenn Quagmire Movies and TV shows : Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Family Guy
Glenn Quagmire Child : Glenn Quagmire
Glenn Quagmire Family : Ida Davis (parent) Crystal Quagmire (mother) Brenda Quagmire (sister) Gary Quagmire (brother)
Glenn Quagmire Spouses : Joan Quagmire (deceased) Charmisse Quagmire (divorced)
Glenn Quagmire Children: Anna Lee “Courtney” Quagmire (daughter)
Glenn Quagmire Nationality : American
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